The Stacker Pentecost: Order a whole pitcher. Drink it by yourself. Scream “I BRING NOTHING INTO THE DRIFT” as you’re hunched over the toilet.
The Mako: A beautifully mixed cocktail, full of liqueurs and bitters and orange twists and all kinds of fancy cocktail things. Costs $20 at the swankiest bar in town.
The Raleigh: It’s very important to drink water so you don’t get dehydrated, remember to do that ok?
The Herman: Drink until you get belligerent. Get in strangers’ faces about how math is god’s handwriting. This is why we don’t invite you out any more.
The Newt: Jungle juice
The Chuck Hansen: Drink a Foster’s and throw the bottle on the ground
The Herc Hansen: Drink a Foster’s and throw the bottle in a recycling bin