Christmas gifts for the child you wish to disappoint

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All images are straight from, your one stop shop for items off the back of the truck and items that appear to have been run over by the truck.


“Have you seen that movie, How to Ride your Dragon? I thought it was just the cutest, the way the dragon waddles around slowly growing larger until it crushes the village.”


“You still play that Morio Siblings game with the racing and the pipes and the stripper princess, right?”


“Hey, wasn’t this the movie with that boy you like?”


“Game of Thrones, was that the one with the spider who turns into a man and goes to the prom?”

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