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Later stages of capitalism

July 6, 2015 Demetria Leave a comment

The time machine is invented. The proletariat work for 682 hours per day, while the upper classes enjoy vacations to…

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My diagnosis

June 29, 2015 Demetria Leave a comment

As an armchair psychologist, I can say with absolute confidence that the subject of this news story is a classic narcissist,…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: I'm so helpful, internet

Tips from my new self-help book, How To Win Every Conversation

June 22, 2015 Demetria Leave a comment

First off, remember that all conversations are a competition. Do not fall into the trap of exchanging viewpoints in a pleasant…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: self-help

Four facts about Millennials that will blow your mind

June 12, 2015 Demetria Leave a comment

When the first organism crawled out of the ocean and filled its gasping lungs for the first time with clean,…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: Millennials

Times New Roman is the best font

May 4, 2015 Demetria Leave a comment

It has come to my attention that design experts are advising job seekers not to use Times New Roman on their…

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John Spaceman, fanfic hero

April 16, 2015 Demetria Leave a comment

Jack wrote a truly beautiful piece of fanfiction about John Spaceman, the most heterosexual man in the galaxy. This is the most…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: fanfiction

Science fiction without the social justice

Demetria 2 Comments

John Spaceman stared at the alien’s green breasts. He could use his eyeballs to look at whatever he wanted; this was…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: puppygate, sad puppies

Clean lines from dirty books

March 25, 2015 Demetria Leave a comment

There’s a new app in town, and it’s cleaning up your filthy ebooks by inserting new, inoffensive words in the place…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: dirty pillows, dirty words, literature, motherfucking cocksucker from the planet of the assfucking cunts

Four Facts About Millennials That Will Blow Your Mind

March 24, 2015 Demetria Leave a comment

When the first organism dragged itself out of the ocean and took its first breath of clean, fresh air, it realized…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: entitlement, in my day we walked to our four jobs uphill in the snow both ways, millenials, participation trophy

How to get your boyfriend to propose

March 10, 2015 Demetria 2 Comments

(Image source) Ladies! Is your clock ticking? Do you have separate Pinterest boards for your wedding cake, bachelorette party cake,  wedding…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: I actually have no idea how weddings work, marriage, proposal, weddings

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