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Category Archives: Goofs

Ye Olde Slashe Shippes: Morte D’Arthur

If you haven’t read Le Morte d’Arthur you really must, because Thomas Mallory was a fascinating dude and his stories–many of which inspired the versions of Arthurian legends we’re familiar with today–are just completely bonkers. Lancelot has a habit of finding himself in the wrong lady’s boudoir. One day he randomly wanders into a pavilion,…

Pacific Rim drinks

The Stacker Pentecost: Order a whole pitcher. Drink it by yourself. Scream “I BRING NOTHING INTO THE DRIFT” as you’re hunched over the toilet. The Mako: A beautifully mixed cocktail, full of liqueurs and bitters and orange twists and all kinds of fancy cocktail things. Costs $20 at the swankiest bar in town. The Raleigh:…