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John Spaceman, fanfic hero

Jack wrote a truly beautiful piece of fanfiction about John Spaceman, the most heterosexual man in the galaxy. This is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen with my cybernetic space-eyeballs, and I’ve seen a lot of alien titties with these here eyeballs.

The best inadvertently sexy lines from that Evangelical Harry Potter rewrite

Have you read Hogwarts School of Prayer and Miracles yet? It’s supposedly a rewrite of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, made safe for Evangelical Christians. Every moment of it is so perfectly, deliciously insane that readers are already insisting it must be a prank. But I want to believe.   On the porch was standing a huge, muscular man with a big,…