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Category: Goofs

Later stages of capitalism

July 6, 2015 Demetria

The time machine is invented. The proletariat work for 682 hours per day, while the upper classes enjoy vacations to…

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My diagnosis

June 29, 2015 Demetria

As an armchair psychologist, I can say with absolute confidence that the subject of this news story is a classic narcissist,…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: I'm so helpful, internet

Tips from my new self-help book, How To Win Every Conversation

June 22, 2015 Demetria

First off, remember that all conversations are a competition. Do not fall into the trap of exchanging viewpoints in a pleasant…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: self-help

Four facts about Millennials that will blow your mind

June 12, 2015 Demetria

When the first organism crawled out of the ocean and filled its gasping lungs for the first time with clean,…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: Millennials

Times New Roman is the best font

May 4, 2015 Demetria

It has come to my attention that design experts are advising job seekers not to use Times New Roman on their…

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John Spaceman, fanfic hero

April 16, 2015 Demetria

Jack wrote a truly beautiful piece of fanfiction about John Spaceman, the most heterosexual man in the galaxy. This is the most…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: fanfiction

Science fiction without the social justice

Demetria 2 Comments

John Spaceman stared at the alien’s green breasts. He could use his eyeballs to look at whatever he wanted; this was…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: puppygate, sad puppies

Clean lines from dirty books

March 25, 2015 Demetria

There’s a new app in town, and it’s cleaning up your filthy ebooks by inserting new, inoffensive words in the place…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: dirty pillows, dirty words, literature, motherfucking cocksucker from the planet of the assfucking cunts

Four Facts About Millennials That Will Blow Your Mind

March 24, 2015 Demetria

When the first organism dragged itself out of the ocean and took its first breath of clean, fresh air, it realized…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: entitlement, in my day we walked to our four jobs uphill in the snow both ways, millenials, participation trophy

How to get your boyfriend to propose

March 10, 2015 Demetria 2 Comments

(Image source) Ladies! Is your clock ticking? Do you have separate Pinterest boards for your wedding cake, bachelorette party cake,  wedding…

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Posted in: Blog, Goofs Filed under: I actually have no idea how weddings work, marriage, proposal, weddings

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